_MEGAN FOX EXTRAVAGANZA. (PICS, LINKS, & INFO*)

*i swear that i don’t like this chick that much. i’m just trying to see 100k on the tachometer before my bday. i think i can, i think i can. megan fox brings the people in droves, i got the empirical data to back that claim.

thanks to the good peoples at MeganFoxFans, i’m able to drop a small pictoral of this blog’s favorite b-list beauty.

but you may be wondering: who, pray tell, is Megan Fox? what’s she been in? why do i care?

from the ubiquitous wikipedia:

Megan Denise Fox, née Foxx[citation needed] (born May 16, 1986) is an American actress and model, perhaps best known for her roles on the television series Hope & Faith and in the 2007 film Transformers.

Early life and family

 

Fox was born in Rockwood, Tennessee, and has Irish, French, and Native American ancestry. [1] She grew up in a “very poor” household [2] and has one older sister. She also has a little sister named Vivian Fox, and a younger brother named Star Fox.[citation needed]

Fox began her training in drama and dance at the age of 5. At age 10, after moving to Port Saint Lucie, Florida, Fox continued her training and finished school.[2] then moved back to Tennessee and lived in Oak Ridge, Tennessee for 6 months before starting her acting career.

Career

By age 13, Fox’s talent for dance created new opportunities for her in the modeling world. She began acting and modeling upon winning several awards at the 1999 American Modeling and Talent Convention in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina.[citation needed]

Fox made her film debut in the 2001 film Holiday in the Sun as the spoiled heiress Brianna Wallace and rival of Alex Stewart (Ashley Olsen). She then landed guest appearances on Ocean Ave., What I Like About You, Two and a Half Men and The Help from 2003 to 2004. In 2004, Fox starred in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen alongside Lindsay Lohan. She was subsequently cast in her first recurring role in a television series on Hope & Faith, in which she portrayed Sydney Shanowski from 2004 until 2006.

Fox’s big break arrived when she acquired the lead female role of Mikaela Banes in the highly-anticipated 2007 live-action film Transformers, based on the toy and cartoon saga of the same name. She played the love interest of Shia LaBeouf’s character Sam Witwicky. In June 2007, Fox was cast in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People, starring alongside Jeff Bridges and Kirsten Dunst. Coincidentally, the character Fox will portray is that of a young Hollywood starlet getting her first taste of fame.[3] The film will be relased in late 2008.

Fox has appeared in a five page spread for the November 2005 issue of the popular men’s magazine FHM. She also posed for the March 2007 issue of FHM, the June 2007 issue of GQ[4], the July 2007 issue of Maxim[5], and the September 2007 issue of Arena.

Fox is represented by The Gersh Agency.[3]

Fox has been rumored to star as Cassie,[6][7] in the comic book film adaptation Hack/Slash. In July 2007, Fox said that she was “really interested” in portraying Cassie in the film adaptation.[8]

Personal life

As of 2007, Fox has been engaged to Beverly Hills 90210 actor Brian Austin Green.[9][10]

Fox is also known for the array of tattoos on her body.

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(not exactly an extravaganza, but you know. advertising is half the battle. back to our regularly scheduled program. sorry in advance. lol)

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_updates due. | megan fox?*

* blog hits are painfully low. dunno if it’s because i havent updated in a few days or because megan fox has been noticably absent from the blog. we’ll see.

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so. many of you were wondering what my next move was gonna be regarding my chilly apartment. today i finally sat down and took my landlord to task as best i could, considering the fact that i can’t seem to get in touch with him directly. i’ve blurred out my gov’t and a few other possibly damning particulars . (if anybody grafts my signature from that facsimile and uses it to their wicked benefit

essentially, the heat works now, but the apartment doesn’t really get warm. it’s like. on the bad side of lukewarm. weak. i don’t have time for it. and my hot water still doesn’t work in the f%ckin bathroom!

this afternoon i’m making an excel spreadsheet which will log all my phonecalls and correspondence attempts chronologically. i ain’t gettin did over no apartment, no matter how much i like the living space. ’cause…i do like the living space.

anyway, this has been a crazy week. i won’t get into too much detail, but the rollercoaster of emo trails way back into last year and careens straight through January. this is relevant to my life in music because…it’s either gonna inspire some fantastic sh%t or it’s gonna kill it. either way.

one day i’ll have something completely relevant to discuss.

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fine as she wanna be.

she a lil skinny in the booty area but that’s how these hollywood types do, eh?

i honestly like my other two pics of her but this will do, i didn’t feel like google searching 20 pgs up with her ass posted up all over my work computer monitor in various states of undress.

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